fancyson:

conarcoin:

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this is the best sentence ever typed

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

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thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

i know that a lot of what pliny the elder says is kind of bullshit but i’ve never wanted to believe him more in my life than when he says that hedgehogs collect apples for the winter by rolling onto them so the apples stick on their spines and they can carry them off

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oh my god…

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the-polyhedron:

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

neil-gaiman:

dduane:

corndogninja:

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

I bet Harlan would’ve loved this. (I can just hear the slightly Valley-Girl-ish timbre of the AI cracking him up.) 😂

Beautiful.

senso1954:

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i keep coming back to this like yes okay we know they WILL do that but as it stands at this moment juan is just making up incest to be jealous of. like aw they’re doing it without me because they don’t like me :(

transxfiles:

A screenshot of a transcript from an episode of Antiques Roadshow. The text is as follows:   APPRAISER: It's a little spooky-- it didn't scare you?  GUEST: No, it doesn't, it never has. The only thing is, I keep waiting for her to turn around, and I've been waiting for about 60 years for her to turn around.ALT
A picture of a framed oil painting on display at an Antiques Roadshow convention.   It is an oil painting by Demetrios Jameson, painted in 1947. It is a painting of a woman shown from behind as she stares out over a crumbling stone balcony at a similarly decaying grey industrial skyline in the distance. The woman's most notable feature is her long, crimson hair. She wears a deep brown Homburg-style hat with a large silky feather tucked in the brim, a black bone corset over a black blouse with long, puffy sleeves, and a bright, acid-green floor-length skirt. The skirt is simple and slim, but has a slight bustle in the back. The woman also holds a small, black parasol in front of herself. It is visible to the painting's viewer over her left shoulder.   There is a crumpled up piece of paper on the ground to the left of the woman. The painting is rather grim and dark overall, with a lingering sense of decay to the setting.ALT

antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they’re creating 3 sentence horror stories.

inbadgersdrift:

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hombredeflorida:

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punkbread:

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just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

wehaveallgotknives:

eisenvulcanstein:

teaboot:

radio-crash:

ifightformyfriends:

thefuzzyaya:

gayjimothy:

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remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend

They definitely brought this story up during the wedding.

Sarek did it.

“Not so many know, but once James introduced me to my own son…”

Funny as that is, this reads as an absolute POWER MOVE to a father not proud of his son. “Look at that, he’s my First Officer because he’s AWESOME. You know who isn’t? You.”

No no no. You don’t understand. Kirk DOESN’T KNOW that this is Spock’s father. He’s talking up his first mate to the Vulcan Ambassador that Spock never bothered to mention is his DAD because their father-son relationship is THAT BAD. This is a power move but it’s not Kirk’s, it’s Spock’s XD

You take one look at that vulcan salute and tell me it isn’t the BIGGEST shit-eating grin

🖖 (derogatory)

live long and fuck you

bogleech:

soulspark:

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Isn’t this that episode toonami had to skip because it was about her stealing tenchi’s sperm